let me show you five reasons why my life needs to settle down:


you slowed me down and made me dumber
you are the sweetest thing in the world
you haven't left my thoughts since we first met
you and i are compatible on a transcendental level
you worship me and would love me if i let you



my powers of perceptiveness have shot up radically! too much too fast but i'm not complaining at all! but really, few people get it. sometimes it's not even because they understand but because they are accepting. most of the time, they are the same people living in fantasy worlds and we cross fantasy borders and visit each other!

but why don't people believe me when i tell them this? they laugh and call me silly and pretend like it's a joke. i'm perfectly serious when i say this world is not mine to live in and love in. it is rigid and ruled by illogic of the highest order and i reject it. take me seriously. just because i don't make sense to you doesn't mean i don't make sense at all.